So I turned in my project today,

and although (as most of you know) I have a hard time admitting when someone's project (or whatever) is equal to/better than mine, especially when I'm REALLY proud of it... but dang! There were some nice ones!

In other news, only 2 more weeks of marching band! Then I get to ressurect my grades.

In an ideal world, girls could fly. and shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

Rachel Riehn can do both.

and that's why she's my best friend.

Why my epic project now needs surgery.

I was walking through the hall today when some very rude girl shoved (no, not like "whoops" but like BAM) into me and broke my project. Which I have spent over 15 hours working on. I cried a little. But it's fixable.

but still. D:

In other news:

This post will probably not offend you unless you are a clam, a tomato, or my neglected homework.

Why doesn't anyone like clamato?
It's probably the best tomato-related drink ever. and clam juice?! Yum!!
I'll be your friend, clamato!
We'll take v8 down.

To any followers who I may have offended with my previous post,

my apologies. Upon re-reading said post (it's been deleted) I thought to myself

"Wow. what a scummy thing to say. What would your father think?!"
then I imagined my father saying
"CHLOE! HOW DARE YOU! That is not the way you talk to another human being! I'm dissapointed"
and cue me hating myself a little.

So once again, I apologize, and to anyone who may have read that post, it was in the heat of the moment, and I'm sure you'll understand what happens when people are (extremely) offended, and have easy access to the internet. Maybe I'll invest in a journal.

this is what my face looked like when I realized how offensive that was:

but more sad. and more blood tears.

What to do if you accidentally drip honey all over your keyboard

1. Flip keyboard over.
2. Continue eating whatever you were eating that dripped honey on your keyboard (if you were not eating honey, check behind you for bears. Or don't. You'll presumably die either way)
3. wet one corner of cloth with warm water
4. remove honey without ruining keyboard
5. dry with the rest of the cloth
6. check again for bears, as the honey may have attracted them.
7. if there is a bear, quickly write a will on something that is not likely to be destroyed by a bear attack.
8. give all your stuff to Chloe.

Dear Trick or treaters,

Please stop coming over to my block from east-jesus nowhere. REALLY.
and if you must, at least wear a coustume,
no, underwear doesn't count as a costume,
and if you're over 12, don't knock on my door.
Because I will go crazy one of these years, and do something drastic,
and it could happen to you.
Thanks.