I haven't had an illustrated post in awhile,

primarily because I'm lame and life keeps being like "Hey, let me give you excellent ideas for blog posts when you either have no access to a computer, or when you have under three minutes to type something up!" So now I'm sitting here void of any awesome post ideas, except to inform you guys that I think the lump I got on my head from running into a pole last week is almost definitely turning into a nasty tumor.