You know why? Because I'm great. When I'm 87 and pooping in diapers, I'm going to look back and say, "HEY! I HAVEN'T ALWAYS POOPED IN DIAPERS. I WAS EDITOR IN CHEIF AND DRUM MAJOR AND I GOT MY GOLD AWARD AND I WON HIGH SCHOOL".
Hopefully, unless I don't actually do any of those things, or I don't live to be 87, or I get alzheimers.