McBride AND his wife follow me. Suck on that, world!

If you're reading this McB, you should know that our girl scout handbook quoted Swift.
YEAH. It was awesome.

If you're reading this Ms. McB, you're still cooler than him. Even though I have no idea what you look like, I'm going to draw you. I like to think you're a dragon-dinosaur. Because only a dragon-dinosaur could delay me editing my all-important article about bedbugs for the school paper (yeah, bedbugs. For reals.) and blog.
Okay, maybe not. But still.