To my one Follower,

I'm sorry you're having a lousy day.
But at least McBride follows you.
Not that I care.  Since we're being honest, I'll probably kill you both when I finally snap.
not really.
because I could never kill anyone.
But I'll give you a dirty look.
No, I won't. Because I like and respect you both.

I'm sorry that boys are smelly and lame.
But let me tell you a story.

Today my mother wanted the computer, but I had (and still have) lots of homework. So I said "NO!" and she was like "well, sheesh" and I was like "NO!" and she started walking away and I was like "WAITTTTTT... okay."
which is why I have no spine.

as described pictorially here.